Lt. Dan Viet-nam!
Alright, we left Vietnam a few days ago and I got a lot of ground to cover, sorry for the delay.
The first day:
I wake up earlier than normal this time, about 5:00AM or even 4:30AM. I was really having trouble sleeping that night. I got up on deck way too early that morning but eventually the sun did begin to rise off the shore. I turned on the TV that morning and saw the zoomed in map of the ships location. They keep us updated, on our location on the closed circuit TVs… kinda like how they do on flights with the screens in the head rest. I saw that our route would take us up a river to get to Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon). We started down the river about 6 or 6:30AM and immediately there was evidence of the rich Vietnamese culture. The Vietnamese sun was rising behind the lush green horizon where we could see rice patties that stretched for miles. There were fishing boats where early morning fisherman were up and active, and they would all wave to us as we went by.
I went back down below deck after a got some good shots and took a much needed nap, I woke up, did a very quick work out because I promised myself that I would, and then we were cleared for landing. We got off the ship with no particular plan in mind but I decided to roll with my buddies, Sam, Mack, and Yudai. Right as we walked off the gangway, it was an immediate surge of locals grabbing us every which direction and saying "where are you going?" "Hello" Where are you going?" "You buy?" As well, there was just a street full of motorbikes driving like madmen with no stop lights and very little signs posted. At first, we ignored the pestering men and started walking but 2 or 3 very persistent little guys followed us as we walked. About 300 feet later, we caved and realized the determination of these guys was unstoppable. He offered us a deal saying that for 5 dollars, he would take us around all day. Not a bad deal right? We couldn't pass that up. And the truth was, we really didn't know where we were going.
We decided to go get suits first thing. We had heard about the opportunity to get tailored suits for very cheap in Ho Chi Minh. The first ride on the motorbikes was a rush on its own. The way that the traffic worked was the opposite of American traffic mentality. There were no lanes and very few observable rules of the road. The first was that you don't make sudden movements. You try to keep a relatively steady pace and God forbid you shutter or confuse others with hesitant decisions. Everyone just accommodates one another. Crossing the street, you would wait for some kind of a small break in traffic and then just begin a slow pace across the road. The motorbikes and even cars would slow slightly or just weave around you. It was amazing.
We got to the first tailor and decided it was a little too expensive for our liking, so we would hold out for cheaper. We exited the shop and walked outside to our trusty motorbike drivers waiting to serve us. We had them take us to an ATM after because we realized that we didn't have any money. We really had a clear schedule for the day, so after we didn't really have a plan. We were standing outside with our pilots for the day and I remembered something that I saw in a movie and said "You guys wanna drink snake blood?" Mack was down for cause all the way, and Sam and Yudai were a little more hesitant… But the driver started making a gesture with his hand like a cobra striking followed by a gesture of taking a shot… He knew what was up
They took us to a place which lay next to a large pond, it was an outside bar that was a wood deck over the pond with a palm roofing. There were a few men in casual wear enjoying lunch at a nearby table and a row of stacked glass cages with snakes inside. Before we knew it, a lady had a bowl, a cup, a funnel, and pair of scissors. Another lady brought out a 3 or 4 foot black snake and the two snipped the head clean off.
We watched her ring out the blood from the serpent into the funnel and into the container. We ended up mixing the blood with vodka and taking it in shots, and then with the remains, we had a soup that they cooked up. After we enjoyed some high quality snake, we went down to the big market place. The first thing we noticed was how cheap everything was, as well as the variety of stuff that was for sale. The smell of that market is something I will never forget, they had everything from dried duck esophagus to the finest pirated DVD's. I picked up Family Guy seasons 1-7 for less than 250,000 Dong (about 10 or so dollars). The currency in the country was 18,000 dong to 1 USD. So when I would get out a hundred bucks at the ATM, I would get out almost 2 million Dong. After cruising the market for a short while and being grabbed my numerous Vietnemese market woman dozens of times, I was left with the DVD's and a tailored suit that was to be picked up in 3 days. The suit ended up costing me about 70 USD. The day wound down, we returned to the ship and had some dinner onboard.
The word for all the SASers that night was that the hot spot was a club called Apocalypse Now... I shit you, not! It seemed almost insulting to go to a club like that in this country, but I wasn't gonna say no. We got ready and dressed in the least clothes we could find, because the humidity in that country seemed to never quit and we were ready to rock and roll. Me and Mack were planning to meet another crowd at a Kareoke bar across from the ship. There we met Kiki and another girl with huge boobs who I don't remember her name. The 4 of us raised our glasses to SAS too many times to count and then set off for Apocalypse Now, it was a fun club with what seemed like all Foreigners and we danced and concluded the first night in Vietnam.
The next morning I woke up at 7:30AM to meet the same motorbike guys that we hired the day before. We had agreed to meet them at 8 AM and they would take us to the Mekong Delta and the Cu Chi Tunnels for a total of 25 USD. Yudai, Mack, Sam and I all made it out to meet them in time and the day seemed to be starting off as planned. We realized that we were in for a very long day on the back of some Super-Vespas. The trip to the Delta took about an hour and half, and my ass was not feeling so great, but I shrugged it off and forgot about it pretty soon after we got there. We stopped once to take a break before we got there and enjoyed coconuts from a local vendor. A little old lady waddled out from her hut toting a machete and hacked into a few coconuts, added straws, and then, aggressively demanded payment. Once reaching our destination, we bargained to get a trip around a few of the islands and see the sights. We got on a small motor boat, and toured many small islands before stopping to have lunch. The first island was an old Buddhist monastery where monks used to live, one in particular whom the island was named after. It translated to Coconut Island because there was one monk who only drank coconuts and ate nothing else ever. Also, on this island there were some crocodiles in captivity that we were able to feed by dangling sticks of raw meat over them while they snapped. The whole time I was just thinking how PETA would be up in arms if we were in America. Moreover, there were chickens in cages getting ready for cock fights right next to the crocodile pen.
After that island we went to a smaller island where they made a type of candy from sugar cane, we were able to see the simple process and even taste the candy. It was very good and actually tasted like caramel. We chose not to buy any and we moved on to lunch. Lunch was at yet another small island where we were served somewhere that was cut out of the jungle and had palm tree roofs. They brought us a big grilled fish on a stand, some prod, and of course, rice. We dug in, the only way that we knew how and it seemed to satisfy our hunger. Once we were finished, we learned that we were in rush, if we were going to make it to the Cu Chi Tunnels before they closed, so we hurried up and got back to the motorbikes. Once back, we strapped up, helmets and all, and set off. With a few minor set backs; filling up for gas, and stopping to get water, we had made it the tunnels at about 4:15PM.
The Cu Chi Tunnels are tiny little tunnels made specifically to not accommodate US soldiers and only the Viet Kong and North Vietnam during the war. Mostly collapsed or blocked now, they used to stretch for miles and miles connecting villages and allowing for people to live, work, and wage war from these tunnels. The first thing we saw was a hole in the ground about a foot wide and 8 inches long. This was the first example of the entrance to the tunnel. At this point, we each had a chance to try to get in, and believe it or not, I fit. Just barely though, my shoulders were the big part and I had to go diagonally and pivot. You'll have to wait for the videos. Next we saw all kinds of booby traps and strategies that our enemies used. They were all very clever and very deadly, and the only thing I could think was – you little shits. Last but not least, was the time that we were going to actually crawl through the tunnels. We went through the tourist entrance, which the guide informed us, had to be made bigger for fat Americans, all the way till the last exit as it got smaller and smaller. After that rush, he told us that there was another tunnel which wasn't adjusted for tourists that we could crawl through but it was optional and much smaller. So of course we had to do it
By the end of it, we were filthy from being on our hands and knees, except for Yudai, who was too chicken shit, but he held our cameras and back packs so, hats off to you buddy. If we would have shown up 30 minutes earlier, we would have been able to shoot AK-47's like the rest of the tourists but unfortunately, the park was closing. So we started off for the street and got ready for the 2 hour ride on the back of a motor bike, all the way home.
By this time, this sun was setting and we were riding through small villages and very rural and beautiful areas back to Ho Chi Min City. Everywhere we looked, people would be out and about, the women all in their rice patty hats carrying what looked like old fashion scales, full of stuff with their bodies as the fulcrum; and men, shirtless and skinny, working on boats or laying in hammocks. There were shades of green on the ride home that I have never seen before, and the Vietnamese sunset was nothing short of astonishing. We passed an open field to see a few kite salesman were having a successful day where at least 200 kites were visible and active. There were families with kids, parents, and grandparents all flying kites as the day came to a close.
We returned back to Saigon a few hours later and I was feeling refreshed and ready for some Vietnamese food. Our drivers took us to a place where we ate noodles and drank Tiger beer for under 5 dollars, it was amazing food too. The street that we ate on was just getting started, as it was a night market, so we decided to return that evening. After paying and thanking our drivers after the day had come to an end, we took short naps and then met back up to return to the night market. We returned toured around, and experienced looks of fascination from the inhabitants. We were definitely the only foreigners there. We had a very famous Vietnamese dish called Pho, actually I had two servings, from a street vendor. They were delicious and the vendors couldn't be happier to serve us. We concluded the night after strolling up and down the street and drinking a few more Tiger beers.
It was a big day and I was very tired…